Yeah, yeah, sure, sure ... this is a great GRIDIRON site ... but come on ... it's a whole NEW YEAR and sex sells ... or scintillates and so does NFL (final) (sighhhhh) Week #17.
She was just 17, ya know what I mean ... but the way this NFL year looked was way beyond compare. Way beyond compare are my Prognosti'kations too. I have 145 wins so far - Howzabout you?
( Note to Harry: AmaZING what happens
when a gal puts on her red, red shoes, huh? )
when a gal puts on her red, red shoes, huh? )
LET'S RE-RILE UP
NFL wk#17 ... sad to see, if ya know what I mean
~ ABSOLUTELY STEELER*KATE's
PROGNOSTI'KATIONS~

so that nuttin's finah in CAROLINA
- 'cept maybe next year's draft pick#



shall bring down the BROWNS and
go on to Playoff gallantry.
Rise Steel Curtain Rise!

and leave DETROIT moaning in MoTown - just you wait Henry Higgins,
just you wait ... I mean Brett Favre ... well, you know what I mean,
Don'tcha?

Loyal Bolton has a happy ending.
Slimy, slithery Raiders sure don't.

to MIAMI'S PHINISH.

to the bungling BENGALS low, low score

where fools and BUCCS don't try


Gotta get the injury report from the locker room
to really post this one for best appeals

duh BEARS

shrink TITANS potential (size matters)

to that upstart Shanahan kid that screwed up the SKINS
(There's no nepotism crying in Football, is there?)

as the JAGS are all injury done-in

where COWBOYS come up short on the lasso

on the hapless FRISCO frenzy

to Harry's DOLTS (whoops - DONKS)

~ ABS
LUTELY STEELER*KATE

T'ANKS FOR DA MEMORIES
OF NFL WEEKS
AND RAZZLE AND DAZZLE
AND PREDICTIONS
AND PROPHECIES,
AND A GUY NAMED PAUL
WHO STARTED MY LOVE
FOR THIS THING CALLED
F*O*O*T*B*A*L*L
( Oh Daddy, look at me now )
Harry, Sugar, Loyal EB
THANKS FOR PLAYIN'
AND SAYIN' ALL THE HOT COOL THINGS
YOU GRIDIRON GREATS SURE DO
Nice pickin' & grinnin' 'round here this year A*K!
ReplyDelete"PATS. And that's that
to MIAMI'S PHINISH." < incorrecto but still el funnio!
Shoog's 'Sing It Like It Is' Picks du Jour
ReplyDeleteATLANTA ~ Oh, Atlanta, I hear you calling. I'm coming back to you one fine day. Alison Krauss
PITTSBURGH ~ Winning's a habit, not only a dream, go out and get them Steelers! Fight Song
MINNESOTA ~ Sittin' on the hood of a camaro, walkin' shooting stars across the earth, counting all the bites from the mosquitoes, there goes my Minnesota girl. Green Day
KANSAS CITY ~ Now honey watch those Kansas City Romeos, and don't let them fool you with their charms. Buck Owens
NEW ENGLAND ~ I don’t want to change the world, I’m not looking for a new England. Billy Bragg
BALTIMORE ~ I’m in love with the people, I’m in love with the saint, I’m in love with the soldier from Baltimore. Stephen Malkmus
NEW ORLEANS ~ If I find a way to choose New Orleans where they’re singing the blues. J.J. Cale
NEW YORK JETS ~ Start spreading the news, I am leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York New York. Frank Sinatra
GREEN BAY ~ Hey, hey, hey, let’s go Green Bay! Now the green and gold is goin’ all the way. Gotta celebrate another win today! Hey, hey, hey, let’s go Green Bay!! Fight Song
INDIANAPOLIS ~ Right now my fate is in the hands of them boys down on the “field,” stuck in Indianapolis feeling all alone. Bottle Rockets and Shoogs
NEW YORK GIANTS ~ If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere, it’s up to you New York New York!!! Ole Blue Eyes
HOUSTON ~ Houston is filled with promise…REM
PHILADELPHIA ~ Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin´away on the streets of Philadelphia? The Boss
SAN FRANCISCO ~ San Francisco, open your Golden Gate. You'll let nobody wait outside your door San Francisco, here is your wanderin' one saying I'll wander no more. Judy Garland
SAN DIEGO ~ I know a pretty little place in Southern California down San Diego way. There's a little cafe where they play guitars all night and day. Bruce’s Rosalita
SAINT LOUIS ~ Show me the way to St. Louis, show me the way, show me the way to St. Louis, show me the way, come on people, gotta get movin', can't stop now, I've gotta keep movin'. Little River Band
Well clang, clang, clang went your trolley! Hello dolly of a Sugar Sensation -- give you a sequined dress that hugs all the right curves, a new microphone with good verves and it's Shu-Shu-SugarTime! Nice to see Frankie twice and cool that Ms Judy out Bennetted Tony ... DAMN! You done did good in your pickin' and your perceptions. You ARE the Gridiron Gal who came out this year.
ReplyDeleteAnd we salute you.
T'anks for the memories.
~ Absolutely Steeler*Kate, glad you know our fight song -- but can you shake your terrible towel with flair? (It's all in the wrist)
HAR, you HUSTLER, whenever YOU come to the playing field ... sheeeeet, it just kicks asssstro-turf. Whether you're limbing a branched out pick to get to the root of your Wins-column or goin' keen on the gridiron scene ... you can always be the QB in my locker room.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, that didn't sound right ... but ya'know what I mean -- you light up scoreboards with your cool savvy charm and sportscaster prowess.
THANKS BUDDY ... twas nice to beat your ass this year. (giggles inclusive - I couldn't resist)
((Hey - I'm in Bristol now with kiddos - if you have picks to enter, could you post 'em in the commento stadium section so we all go out in style? Winner buys the peanut M&M's to go with our first round of drinks when we're together, k?))
Harry’s Hunnerd Percent Pigskin Prophecy
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Carolina at Atlanta X
Falcons second string should be enough.
PittsburghX at Cleveland
Big Ben smells the playoffs.
MinnesotaX at Detroit
Webb looks like the real deal.
Oakland at Kansas CityX
Congratulations EB!
Miami X at New England
Patriots have little reason to play hard
Tampa Bay at New Orleans X
I’d like to see the upset but N.O.
at home in January is tough.
Buffalo X at NY Jets
Jets are in and might rest players
for next week.
Cincinnati X at Baltimore
O&O auditioning for new teams.
Jacksonville X at Houston
Can MoJo Go? Hope So!
NY Giants X at Washington
G-Men win but so do Packers
See ya Tom Coughlin
Dallas X at Philadelphia
Vick sidelined, Boys get a break
Arizona at San Francisco X
Battle for the bottom:
Cardinals win!
Chicago at Green Bay X
This will be a better game when
they meet up in the playoffs.
Tennessee at Indianapolis X
One Manning in the playoffs
is a league minimum.
San Diego at Denver X
Broncos set the tone for next year!
St. Louis X at Seattle
Cinderella’s going to the ball.
No Monday Night Football???
Way to belt out your picks Sugar!
ReplyDeleteSUN, JAN 2 - my re-do as my picks got deleted when i tried to post. thanks for letting me play on the team this season! enjoyed it, kate and harry!
ReplyDeleteCarolina at Atlanta X
they could win this one in their sleep.
Pittsburgh at Cleveland X
browns shock the steelers who are already thinking playoffs (sorry kate)
MinnesotaX at Detroit
luckier team wins.
Oakland at Kansas CityX
woo-hoo! thanks, guys!
Miami at New England X
Pats on the bench or hand tied behind backs still win.
Tampa Bay X at New Orleans
even saints falls to the big bucks
Buffalo X at NY Jets
bill the boys in green
Cincinnati X at Baltimore
cinci surprises while batman and robin are signing autographs
Jacksonville at Houston X
Bigger and better in TX
NY Giants X at Washington
eli for the win...
Dallas X at Philadelphia
cowboy up for the new year!
Arizona at San Francisco X
ick.
Chicago at Green Bay X
tough game but a win at lambeau for the green and gold
Tennessee at Indianapolis X
Man-ning up!
San Diego at Denver X
givin' you this one, har!
St. Louis X at Seattle
"hawk" your players and start over, seattle!
Thanks for the vote of confidence this week EB. Donks still lost but Elway comes on board for the next go round. KC better win out this year! :)
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