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Sunday, January 2, 2011

NFL wk#17 . . . Sad to see it, if you know what I mean

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Yeah, yeah, sure, sure ... this is a great GRIDIRON site ... but come on ... it's a whole NEW YEAR and sex sells ... or scintillates and so does NFL (final) (sighhhhh) Week #17.

She was just 17, ya know what I mean ... but the way this NFL year looked was way beyond compare. Way beyond compare are my Prognosti'kations too. I have 145 wins so far - Howzabout you?

( Note to Harry:  AmaZING what happens
when a gal puts on her red, red shoes, huh? )

                                                

 LET'S RE-RILE UP
  OUR PIGSKIN POWER, SHALL WE?

  super dynamo pic ala youfantasysports


       


NFL wk#17 ... sad to see, if ya know what I mean

~ ABSOLUTELY STEELER*KATE's
 PROGNOSTI'KATIONS~


 DIRTY BIRDS are gonna Falcon-fly
so that nuttin's finah in CAROLINA 
- 'cept maybe next year's draft pick#

STEELERS, STELLERS, STEELERS 
 shall bring down the BROWNS and
go on to Playoff gallantry.
Rise Steel Curtain Rise!

VIKES may pull the surprise before your very eyes
and leave DETROIT moaning in MoTown - just you wait Henry Higgins, 
just you wait ... I mean Brett Favre ... well, you know what I mean,
Don'tcha?

KC lets the sun shine in. 
Loyal Bolton has a happy ending.
Slimy, slithery Raiders sure don't.

PATS. And that's that
to MIAMI'S PHINISH.

RAVENS  quoth the 'nevermore'
to the bungling BENGALS low, low score

SAINTS  rush in
where fools and BUCCS don't try

MAYBE THE JETS, MAYBE THE BILLS;
  Gotta get the injury report from the locker room
to really post this one for best appeals
  
CHEESEHEADS melt it over
duh BEARS
COLTS with Peyton in place
shrink TITANS potential (size matters)

GIANTS I hope, show size matters
to that upstart Shanahan kid that screwed up the SKINS
(There's no nepotism crying in Football, is there?)
 
HOUSTON I figger for the Win
as the JAGS are all injury done-in

PHILLY may fly like EAGLES
where COWBOYS come up short on the lasso
CARDS seal the deal, or deal the seal
on the hapless FRISCO frenzy
DUH BOLTS give duh jolts
to Harry's DOLTS (whoops - DONKS)

RAM POWER feathers SEAHAWKS


~ ABSLUTELY STEELER*KATE

                            



T'ANKS FOR DA MEMORIES
OF NFL WEEKS
AND RAZZLE AND DAZZLE
AND PREDICTIONS
AND PROPHECIES,
AND A GUY NAMED PAUL
WHO STARTED MY LOVE
FOR THIS THING CALLED
F*O*O*T*B*A*L*L
( Oh Daddy, look at me now )
Harry, Sugar, Loyal EB
THANKS FOR PLAYIN'
AND SAYIN' ALL THE HOT COOL THINGS
YOU GRIDIRON GREATS SURE DO
 
 

8 comments:

  1. Nice pickin' & grinnin' 'round here this year A*K!

    "PATS. And that's that
    to MIAMI'S PHINISH." < incorrecto but still el funnio!

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  2. Shoog's 'Sing It Like It Is' Picks du Jour

    ATLANTA ~ Oh, Atlanta, I hear you calling. I'm coming back to you one fine day. Alison Krauss

    PITTSBURGH ~ Winning's a habit, not only a dream, go out and get them Steelers! Fight Song

    MINNESOTA ~ Sittin' on the hood of a camaro, walkin' shooting stars across the earth, counting all the bites from the mosquitoes, there goes my Minnesota girl. Green Day

    KANSAS CITY ~ Now honey watch those Kansas City Romeos, and don't let them fool you with their charms. Buck Owens

    NEW ENGLAND ~ I don’t want to change the world, I’m not looking for a new England. Billy Bragg

    BALTIMORE ~ I’m in love with the people, I’m in love with the saint, I’m in love with the soldier from Baltimore. Stephen Malkmus

    NEW ORLEANS ~ If I find a way to choose New Orleans where they’re singing the blues. J.J. Cale

    NEW YORK JETS ~ Start spreading the news, I am leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York New York. Frank Sinatra

    GREEN BAY ~ Hey, hey, hey, let’s go Green Bay! Now the green and gold is goin’ all the way. Gotta celebrate another win today! Hey, hey, hey, let’s go Green Bay!! Fight Song

    INDIANAPOLIS ~ Right now my fate is in the hands of them boys down on the “field,” stuck in Indianapolis feeling all alone. Bottle Rockets and Shoogs

    NEW YORK GIANTS ~ If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere, it’s up to you New York New York!!! Ole Blue Eyes

    HOUSTON ~ Houston is filled with promise…REM

    PHILADELPHIA ~ Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin´away on the streets of Philadelphia? The Boss

    SAN FRANCISCO ~ San Francisco, open your Golden Gate. You'll let nobody wait outside your door San Francisco, here is your wanderin' one saying I'll wander no more. Judy Garland

    SAN DIEGO ~ I know a pretty little place in Southern California down San Diego way. There's a little cafe where they play guitars all night and day. Bruce’s Rosalita

    SAINT LOUIS ~ Show me the way to St. Louis, show me the way, show me the way to St. Louis, show me the way, come on people, gotta get movin', can't stop now, I've gotta keep movin'. Little River Band

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  3. Well clang, clang, clang went your trolley! Hello dolly of a Sugar Sensation -- give you a sequined dress that hugs all the right curves, a new microphone with good verves and it's Shu-Shu-SugarTime! Nice to see Frankie twice and cool that Ms Judy out Bennetted Tony ... DAMN! You done did good in your pickin' and your perceptions. You ARE the Gridiron Gal who came out this year.

    And we salute you.
    T'anks for the memories.

    ~ Absolutely Steeler*Kate, glad you know our fight song -- but can you shake your terrible towel with flair? (It's all in the wrist)

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  4. HAR, you HUSTLER, whenever YOU come to the playing field ... sheeeeet, it just kicks asssstro-turf. Whether you're limbing a branched out pick to get to the root of your Wins-column or goin' keen on the gridiron scene ... you can always be the QB in my locker room.

    Hmmm, that didn't sound right ... but ya'know what I mean -- you light up scoreboards with your cool savvy charm and sportscaster prowess.

    THANKS BUDDY ... twas nice to beat your ass this year. (giggles inclusive - I couldn't resist)

    ((Hey - I'm in Bristol now with kiddos - if you have picks to enter, could you post 'em in the commento stadium section so we all go out in style? Winner buys the peanut M&M's to go with our first round of drinks when we're together, k?))

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  5. Harry’s Hunnerd Percent Pigskin Prophecy



    SUN, JAN 2

    Carolina at Atlanta X

    Falcons second string should be enough.

    PittsburghX at Cleveland

    Big Ben smells the playoffs.

    MinnesotaX at Detroit

    Webb looks like the real deal.

    Oakland at Kansas CityX

    Congratulations EB!

    Miami X at New England

    Patriots have little reason to play hard

    Tampa Bay at New Orleans X

    I’d like to see the upset but N.O.

    at home in January is tough.

    Buffalo X at NY Jets

    Jets are in and might rest players

    for next week.

    Cincinnati X at Baltimore

    O&O auditioning for new teams.

    Jacksonville X at Houston

    Can MoJo Go? Hope So!

    NY Giants X at Washington

    G-Men win but so do Packers

    See ya Tom Coughlin

    Dallas X at Philadelphia

    Vick sidelined, Boys get a break

    Arizona at San Francisco X

    Battle for the bottom:

    Cardinals win!

    Chicago at Green Bay X

    This will be a better game when

    they meet up in the playoffs.

    Tennessee at Indianapolis X

    One Manning in the playoffs

    is a league minimum.

    San Diego at Denver X

    Broncos set the tone for next year!

    St. Louis X at Seattle

    Cinderella’s going to the ball.



    No Monday Night Football???

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  6. SUN, JAN 2 - my re-do as my picks got deleted when i tried to post. thanks for letting me play on the team this season! enjoyed it, kate and harry!

    Carolina at Atlanta X

    they could win this one in their sleep.

    Pittsburgh at Cleveland X

    browns shock the steelers who are already thinking playoffs (sorry kate)

    MinnesotaX at Detroit

    luckier team wins.

    Oakland at Kansas CityX

    woo-hoo! thanks, guys!

    Miami at New England X

    Pats on the bench or hand tied behind backs still win.

    Tampa Bay X at New Orleans

    even saints falls to the big bucks

    Buffalo X at NY Jets

    bill the boys in green

    Cincinnati X at Baltimore

    cinci surprises while batman and robin are signing autographs

    Jacksonville at Houston X

    Bigger and better in TX

    NY Giants X at Washington

    eli for the win...

    Dallas X at Philadelphia

    cowboy up for the new year!

    Arizona at San Francisco X

    ick.

    Chicago at Green Bay X

    tough game but a win at lambeau for the green and gold

    Tennessee at Indianapolis X

    Man-ning up!

    San Diego at Denver X

    givin' you this one, har!

    St. Louis X at Seattle

    "hawk" your players and start over, seattle!

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  7. Thanks for the vote of confidence this week EB. Donks still lost but Elway comes on board for the next go round. KC better win out this year! :)

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