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Sunday, December 5, 2010

IT'S LUCKY #UNLUCKY NFL WEEK 13!

 
GAME-DAY WEEKEND IS HERE
{ cheer! cheer! cheer! }
 
 -- LET'S RILE UP
SOME PIGSKIN POWER, SHALL WE?

  super dynamo pic ala youfantasysports


       
Well cross your fingers, get a grip on your gridiron gumption
and keep away from the panthers and jaguars under ladders
which can topple breaking mirrored standings ~

POUR HARRY ... pic ala HitenMistry
YES! IT'S UNLUCKY OR LUCKY NFL WEEK #13, if you know what I mean.


HEY HAR?
You there?

HUSTLIN' HAR -- (a big LUCKY WINNAH last week):  "Yep, Katie*Girl, I'm right here and ready to rrrrrramble ... I mean rrrrrrumble ... well, you know what I mean ... "

Absolutely Steeler*Kate:  "Indeed I do Big Guy ... and my hearty Har Har 'CONGRATS' for how you just knew what was comin' down field when nobody else saw that kinda yardage kickin' astro turf. But it's a Whole New Ballgame today Baby!"
   
                                  


NFL Lucky or Unlucky wk#13
PROGNOSTI*KATIONS:

FROM THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
  
"VICKS VAPO RUBS TEX RASH.
SOOOTHINGLY,
  EAGLES SOAR" 
SUNDAY! GAME DAY! 
BE YOU LUCKY ON NFL WK#13 or UNLUCKY??? 
We shall see what we shall see . . .

 SAINTS spiff up wildcard halos
where BENGALS basement bungle

DUH BEARS growl and growl,
den dem LIONS whimper

CHEESEHEADS gouda do it - 
break the hearts o'Frisco  
TITANS (yep, I waited to see if Kerry Collins was callin' plays) 
are gonna stand tall (again) and just play JAX

CHIEFS HANDSHAKE
 is gonna wave high against the mile-highers
when they're home kickin' BRONCOS' ass
(sorry Har ~ you grinnin' EB?)

BROWNS  take it downtown in Miami
FISH flop 

VIKES  cash out the BILLS
Tough call, butGIANTS take all -
Coughlin up so Shanahan can - not SKINS this one 
  
BOLTS charge it up
sleazy RAIDERS get burnt

FALCONS feather their nests
No arrrrrgh-u-ment from BUCCANEERS non-cheers
SEAHAWKS soar
and "Here Kitty, Kitty" to PANTHERS non-purr 
 
 RAMS have SAM THE MAN power,
CARDS dealt the L.
COLTS rejolt Peyton's place - 
BOYS left to ride the non-playoffs range

  
AND SUNDAY NIGHT EXCITES! 
 


surprised? STEELERS
gotta pull the curtain and quoth the "nevermore"
on RAVENS' cravins ... they just gotta!
  
AND MONDAY NIGHT's DUEL?  

 PATS bring out revolutionary power
... ground the JETS mouthy hour

~ ABSLUTELY STEELER*KATE


                            

That all said ... every NFL week is a whole new ballgame. Do you care to kick it or receive? Me and my team ... we're goin' (always) for the forward action, and tryin' to minimize the flags that come to our plays ~

WHO'S DA WINNAHS?
WHO'S o'YOUSE ARE GONNA LOSE?
 
                                    
   
WHATTYA GOT HAR?
WHATTYA GOT EVERYBODY?  

HUSTLIN' HARRY'S
HUNNERD PERCENTERS:

Smart money is on the Eagles so you know where I’m going.

Upset special!
Nah, just kidding about that one,
this ones a lock!
Niners and this time I’m not joking!
Homing with the Jags!
Bolton, I have no reason to believe.
Cleveland let me down while the Turkey Browned

Believe it or not I think I’m taking the underdog here.
G-men got it together last week,
Shan man won’t go easy into the good night

Oakland at  
S.D. looked like AFC champs
last two.
You know what? Panthers!
ATL deserves preference,
Freeman/Bucs find a way!
Bradford & Co. get an easy one.
Why are the Colts still favored here?
Sprained ankle?
Steelers did fine through week 4, they have put the hook on Big Ben early if it’s a problem.
MNF . . . 
Looks like a great game,
Haven’t heard any trash talking from Rex this week.
Pats
 
THERE YA GO.
READ 'EM BUT DON'T WEEP.

THERE'S NO CRYIN' IN FOOTBALL EITHER.  
How you doin' on your gridiron gumption?
You got some picks to show you know what you know?

 
Smack 'em right back in the COMMENTS section below.

SEE YA ON GAMEDAY!
I'VE GOT A FEELING ~
IT'S THE BEST DAY.



                                    WHAT ARE YOUR
ABSOLUTELY BEST NFL PICKS?

TELL US YOUR WINNERS WITH STYLE & SMACK 
INTO THE COMMENTS' SECTION -- THEN CHECK BACK!

LOYAL EB HAS SOMETHIN' FOR US TO SEE:

New Orleans Saints X go marching into Cincinnati- Bengals take it in the shorts!

Chicago Bears X outgrowl the Detroit Lions - but only because the lion qb situation is at the bottom of the barrel.

San Francisco 49ers are baggin' up a loss against the packers Green Bay X

Sorry, Harry - the Denver Donkeys can't win in KC. Kansas City Chiefs X
 

Cleveland Browns vs. Miami Dolphins X - gotta say that i secretly cheer for both these underdogs. but if the browns aren't smart enough to stick with colt, then i'm taking the dolphins.

Buffalo Bills make this a tough game in Minnesota X but the Vikings minus the chill win.

Washington Redskins may surprise the New York Giants X - but Eli said he was ready, i'm taking him.

Jacksonville Jaguars X vs. Tennessee Titans - the battle of the 2 teams who've screwed me over most this season. guess by default, i'll take the jaguars.

Oakland Raiders vs. San Diego Chargers X -ick. fine, if i must pick i'm taking the chargers.

St. Louis Rams X vs. Arizona Cardinals - st. louis rams in up the zona's ...

Dallas Cowboys vs. Indianapolis Colts X - logic tells me to take the cowboys, but peyton won't let it happen again with or without help.

Carolina Panthers vs. Seattle Seahawks X - again, who cares? but i'll take the seahawks.


Atlanta Falcons X vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - think this would be a good one to watch. rooting for tampa, but will cheer for matty, too. taking the birds!

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens X - wow! expecting this to be a good one. giving this one to flacco.

New York Jets X vs New England Patriots - call me crazy, but my bet's on the jets!

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Yeah, I call you "crazy" EB ... but it's mostly for that SNF pick!  ~ Absolutely Steeler*Kate



GOOD GAMIN' EVERYONE
FOR YOUR EVERY WON

no unnecesa'scary roughness
JUST HAVE FUN!

~ ABSOLUTELY STEELER*KATE 

7 comments:

  1. HARdy HAR HAR, Har.

    Hey -- If I hadn't waited so long outside the lockerroom for the injury reports to come in and think I had an edge with Kerry Collings ... I'd be 9 & 0 right now! Et tu?

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  2. Man - O - Manningschevitz!

    He even wins the toss!

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  3. Cleveland Browns X vs. Buffalo Bills - wow, this one could be left to a coin toss. they've both been making progress, but destroy themselves.

    Not even a question, Matt comes thru. Atlanta Falcons X vs. Carolina Panthers
    Green Bay Packers X vs. Detroit Lions - i'm taking the packers but i expect this to be a tough game. think the lions will surprise aaron.
    Oakland Raiders vs. Jacksonville Jaguars X - don't care, but it's the battle of the blunt coaches. jack gets the win.

    Cincinnati Bengals vs.Pittsburgh Steelers X - loyal to the broken nose crew on this one. making paul happy.

    Tampa Bay Buccaneers X vs. Washington Redskins - no passin' the bucks on this one!

    St. Louis Rams vs.New Orleans Saints X - saints make no sins today but my heart is with the rams and think they'll make it tough.

    Seattle Seahawks vs. San Francisco 49ers X - whatever. singletary gets a win but it won't save him.

    Denver Broncos X vs. Arizona Cardinals - coach change up makes me think the donkeys get a win, but i hope not. sorry, har.

    New England Patriots vs.Chicago Bears X - no hibernation for the bears today. weather pick only.

    Miami Dolphins vs.New York Jets X - sorry boys, you swim with a big jet on your back.

    Kansas City Chiefs vs.San Diego Chargers X - loyal i am, but stupid i'm not. hope i'm wrong on this one.

    Philadelphia Eagles vs.Dallas Cowboys X - cowboy up! sorry vick. i'm with jerry on this one.

    New York Giants vs.Minnesota Vikings X - camping out in KC takes a toll. vikes get the w.
    Baltimore Ravens X vs. Houston Texans - flacco's cuter than you are, tx. sorry.

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  4. p.s. - crazy might be an accurate statement, kate! :)

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  5. Looks like Katie*Girl's sleeping in EB.
    Here are my picks!

    SUN, DEC 12

    Cleveland at BuffaloX

    I just got a FEELIN’

    Cincinnati at PittsburghX

    Turn out the lights, the party’s over,

    R.I.P. Don

    Green Bay at DetroitX

    Little known fact,

    Lions love fondue

    NY Giants at MinnesotaX

    Manning A won Thursday

    Manning B tough Sunday

    Tampa Bay at WashingtonX

    Coin flip and 8 Ball both say Washington

    AtlantaX at Carolina

    Practice Day for Falcons

    OaklandX at Jacksonville

    Raiders have been tough,

    Jags win this I’ll hop on the bus

    Seattle at San FranciscoX

    Short trip but Seattle doesn’t

    care for the road

    St. LouisX at New Orleans

    Rams are better but

    look elsewhere for NFC contenders

    Miami X at NY Jets

    Realization comes hard to the Jets

    DenverX at Arizona

    Really, who cares?

    Kansas CityX at San Diego

    San Diego looked like a big deal beating what now looks like a suspect Indianapolis Colts

    New EnglandX at Chicago

    N.E. Super Bowl win would not surprise

    Matchup there between these two? Heck, even money.

    Philadelphia X at Dallas

    One of these two NFC teams will have an impact on the playoffs

    the other one (Philly) make the playoffs

    MON, DEC 13

    Baltimore at HoustonX

    Ravens are tough, but too many

    away picks and not enough

    U-dogs

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  6. HEY YOU GRANDSTANDERS ~

    NFL Week#14 is up in the Stadium - Sorry to report that they asked Absolutely Steeler*Kate shovel out Brett's house.

    But she sent back a message -- EB's only crazy sometimes and Paul's mighty happy with her pick this week.

    Santa shall be informed on both your gridiron good'guys ...

    Over&Out,
    LockerRoom Louie

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