BUNS OF STEEL ~ By Absolutely*Kate

~ BUNS OF STEEL ~

By ~ Absolutely*Kate

 

Naked men! Wooohoooo! Daddy didn't tell me it would be like this. I mean, I know the ground shakes and good play calls cause trembles and quakes, but I wasn't quite prepared for the Big Show, several days before the Curtain was set to rise again. Now this is something. Follow me in, will you? Watch where you walk, who you may bump into. It could get slippery. The greater the sheen when glory colours a power scene.

JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH

Power? Yes indeed. Raw, tough, glistening sweat like dripping diamonds elucidates the meander midst men more mesmerizing than mere mortals. Come, follow me. It'll be fun. I promise. Aren't they big? No, aren't they huge? Oh yes, size matters. So does force and finesse and this array of gallant undress. Naked heroes. The stuff magnificent dreams are made for.
 

NOTHIN' LIKE AN OPEN DOOR POLICY

They came a long way to get here. Wasn't always easy. Out and out challenging most of the time. The press dogged them and as they refined, they got fined. A lot. Too much, but that happens when you're in scapegoat heat. Always has, always will. But look at them ~ Aren't they splendid, these men of steel? They're in top form, at the top of their game, and huddle highest as the top o'the heap. They're simply super, aren't they? You reckon how many play patterns gain yardage with these kind of buffed forward passes? No clipping calls, no flags on the play. First and ten, do it again. Oooh, do it again! All red-zone baby!

Come on, let's go smile 57 different ways at Hines. He's delicious. Wanta get tangled up in Polamalu's tresses? They're insured, you know. Value always is. Whew, all this pressing the flesh just to get our story out this week is making me a little hot and thirsty. Why, I'd give the jersey of gold and black off my back for a Coke.

"Wow! Thanks Mean Joe."

BEST COMMERCIAL MESSAGE OF ALL TIME, RIGHT?

 

GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANTA WATCH IT, AGAIN.

 

THIS HAS BEEN THE NAKED TRUTH,
REPORTING LIVE FROM
THE CONFLUENCE OF THREE RIVERS,
IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA ...

WHERE THE SPIRITS RUN HIGH
AND THE PASS RUSH DOESN'T GET BY.

"HERE WE GO STEELERS, 

HERE WE GO!"

(c) SuperBowl Weekend, 2011 ~ By Absolutely Steeler*Kate

Dedi'kated to the best Steeler fan of all worlds, Paul Pilarcik,

who's probably shaking his loveable head in heaven

that she told a sports story, sexy.

Sometimes

  you gotta cover

  all the angles

  to get into

 the end zone

Dear Dad,

I think you're the Best too.

Thanks for teaching me about football and the Steelers and Life and that the people who matter are our greatest riches in the world. They are.

Love,  

~ your kid Kate,

PAUL PILARCIK ~ OUT-STANDING IN HIS FIELD

proud to wave my

Terrible

Towel

this

Super

Sunday

 

Images: SteelBuns by Bootsie5000

Touch by CharlesFred, LockerRoom by PaintMonkey 

6 by Pit6Rings, ClassicHelmet by AndeeMcee

"SHOW YOUR TRUTH!"

STEELERS. TODAY. THE SEASON.

YEAH, BABY!

 

STEELERS.

WIN.

TODAY.

DO IT FOR PAUL PILARCIK,

for the best fan base in the world

and

(OH YEAH) . . .  for me.

I'm Absolutely Steeler*Kate

and my Dad taught me football,

Steeler football ~ the very best kind.

And my Dad's life showed me Value ~

Value of the "W" of course, and Value of GoodPeople.

The folks that have been around

"Our Stadium" this year . . . 

Well, they're Value. They're GoodPeople.

And I'm honoured to call them Friends, and watch GameDay with them, everytime it comes around.

 

Coach Mike said today, "SHOW YOUR TRUTH!"

That's it man. That's all and the best you can ever do.

 

Good Luck Steelers.

Thanks Harry, Sugar and Bolton, first class sports-blasters.

 

~ Absolutely Steeler*Kate

I know Paul is watchin' this game with us

from higher points of elevation.

That's it.

All that's worth saying.

OTHER GAME?

After the Steel Curtain closes the final act on the Jets crash, I'm thinkin' Cheeseheads will smear da Bears.

And you?

Whatcha think?

I'm goin' back to concentrating

on the Black & Gold 

and techniques with my TerribleTowel.

You mighty fine folks all have a good playoff watchin' time.

Love ya Dad!

~ ever your Kate

STEELERS. PLAYOFFS. FULL STORY.

 

STEELERS.

WIN.

TODAY.

DO IT FOR PAUL PILARCIK,

for the best fan base in the world

and

 for me.

I'm Absolutely Steeler*Kate

and I got my NFL gridiron gumption

from my most wonderful Dad.

I'm with family today,

and we know Dad is watchin' this game with us

from higher points of elevation.

That's it.

All that's worth saying.

If you asked me about the other games, 

well, for heaven's sake ~ it all comes down to this one.

I'd like to see the Falcons get in for my daughter's Mike.

I'd like to see the Pats go their usual distance for Prof,

and so that someone finally shuts the disgrace to good football up.

And Coach Pete has such high hopes of enthuse goin' in Seattle,

hey ... now wouldn't that be somethin?

But I'm just concentrating

on the Black & Gold today.

You mighty fine folks all have a good playoff watchin' time.

Love ya Dad!

~ ever your Kate

WILDCARD WEEKEND! You gotta good hand?

THINK YA GOT ENOUGH DYNAMITE THERE, BUTCH?  ~ pic ala Nayukim

WILDCARD WEEKEND!!!

Gosh darn it ~ How'd we get here so fast? Annnd ~ Enjoy that Bye, my Steelers! (Told'ya!) 

HEY! Who you rootin' for in Wildcard Weekend? I'm a Steelers' gal back in Mean Joe Green time from NE Ohio small-town birth. Though now in Pat's territory in the southern CT of New England'ville, the black and gold loyalty holds for the Curtain to rise again ... Ravens should most likely quoth nevermore on KC losin' its sunshine. The Cheeseheads should frommage Philly's feathers. KATE GAME CHANGE: EAGLES soar where Cheeseheads rot for running a RobinHood movie last night saying they wish to end the game with an arrow through Philly's heart. I hate that kind of insipid violence-shit and this just underscores my disdain for GreenBay's coach when he gave Brett such a hard time. Go Vick! The Saints'll Brees in on the Seahawks and Peyton Colts his place to vex Rex's Jets to a crash landing.  

HUSTLIN' HARRY IS RUNNIN' HIS PLAY-BY-PLAY PROPHECIES RIGHT ON IN:

New Orleans  at Seattle X 

Good spot for an upset

NY Jets at Indianapolis X

Manning makes it happen.

Baltimore at Kansas City X

Underdogs over achieving

at home angle.

Green Bay X at Philadelphia

Cheez Whiz gets down to Biz

You got any diff picks? 

Just let us know in the stadium comments

section down below.

Good Saturdayin' to you

and Good Gridiron playoffs!

~ Absolutely Steeler*Kate

Knowin' my Dad Paul is smilin' 

NFL wk#17 . . . Sad to see it, if you know what I mean

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Yeah, yeah, sure, sure ... this is a great GRIDIRON site ... but come on ... it's a whole NEW YEAR and sex sells ... or scintillates and so does NFL (final) (sighhhhh) Week #17.

She was just 17, ya know what I mean ... but the way this NFL year looked was way beyond compare. Way beyond compare are my Prognosti'kations too. I have 145 wins so far - Howzabout you?

( Note to Harry:  AmaZING what happens
when a gal puts on her red, red shoes, huh? )

                                                

 LET'S RE-RILE UP

  OUR PIGSKIN POWER, SHALL WE?

  super dynamo pic ala youfantasysports

       

NFL wk#17 ... sad to see, if ya know what I mean

~ ABSOLUTELY STEELER*KATE's

 PROGNOSTI'KATIONS~

 DIRTY BIRDS are gonna Falcon-fly

so that nuttin's finah in CAROLINA 

- 'cept maybe next year's draft pick#

STEELERS, STELLERS, STEELERS 

 shall bring down the BROWNS and

go on to Playoff gallantry.

Rise Steel Curtain Rise!

VIKES may pull the surprise before your very eyes

and leave DETROIT moaning in MoTown - just you wait Henry Higgins, 

just you wait ... I mean Brett Favre ... well, you know what I mean,

Don'tcha?

KC lets the sun shine in. 

Loyal Bolton has a happy ending.

Slimy, slithery Raiders sure don't.

PATS. And that's that

to MIAMI'S PHINISH.

RAVENS  quoth the 'nevermore'

to the bungling BENGALS low, low score

SAINTS  rush in

where fools and BUCCS don't try

MAYBE THE JETS, MAYBE THE BILLS;

  Gotta get the injury report from the locker room

to really post this one for best appeals

  

CHEESEHEADS melt it over

duh BEARS

COLTS with Peyton in place

shrink TITANS potential (size matters)

GIANTS I hope, show size matters

to that upstart Shanahan kid that screwed up the SKINS

(There's no nepotism crying in Football, is there?)

 

HOUSTON I figger for the Win

as the JAGS are all injury done-in

PHILLY may fly like EAGLES

where COWBOYS come up short on the lasso

CARDS seal the deal, or deal the seal

on the hapless FRISCO frenzy

DUH BOLTS give duh jolts

to Harry's DOLTS (whoops - DONKS)

RAM POWER feathers SEAHAWKS

~ ABSLUTELY STEELER*KATE

                            

T'ANKS FOR DA MEMORIES

OF NFL WEEKS

AND RAZZLE AND DAZZLE

AND PREDICTIONS

AND PROPHECIES,

AND A GUY NAMED PAUL

WHO STARTED MY LOVE

FOR THIS THING CALLED

F*O*O*T*B*A*L*L

( Oh Daddy, look at me now )

Harry, Sugar, Loyal EB

THANKS FOR PLAYIN'

AND SAYIN' ALL THE HOT COOL THINGS

YOU GRIDIRON GREATS SURE DO